- Twitter/Facebook Handles > 10,000 followers
- Tweet/post toxic bigotry against Raila Odinga (Being a Luo and doing that with vengeance is an added advantage)
- Congratulate Jubilee for stealing elections; never mind even after doing that they can still afford to ferry you to the stadium to cheer them, tear gas you with no mercy as you scramble to get in then leave you high and dry to drag your silly body back to Chelegeth all because you are clueless.
- Drink like fish; forget to eat and wake up with githeri in your hand to go vote for Uthamaki hegemony
- Be a socialite: male or female doesn’t matter so long as you are one singing Jubilee ‘Tano Tena’.
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